Tuesdays are always Ladies League. No one likes Ladies League because the ladies ask a lot of questions, complain they aren’t taken seriously, and they’re bossier then the men.. I never understood why the ladies who played every Tuesday thought Golf Staff, Grounds Crew, and the Pros didn’t take them seriously until today.
Today was the Ladies Member Guest Tournament, which is the biggest tournament of the season. While driving past the third fairway this morning, I saw the grounds crew had decided to dig a hole in the middle of the fairway. When I say hole, I mean it looked like a crater crashed into the middle of the fairway. The hole reminded me of the scene in Space Jam where Newman is looking for MJ after he gets sucked into Looney Tune land and Newman claims he’s “fixing a divot” as he continues to dig a bigger hole.
Now if the crater in fairway three wasn’t a big enough obstacle, the Grounds Crew also decided to run a sprinkler test on the back nine to make sure they were working for the men’s tournament this weekend.
I now understand why the ladies think they aren’t taken seriously.